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meebo chat log: totally useless, totally painful, yet totally fun (i'm username "nancy" - super creative)
I'm quoted in the Wired Blog!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
today cindy made stir-fry for dinner
i chopped up some spicy peppers
and then touched my eye
i do not recommend that to anyone
water makes it surprisingly worse
and it burned
burned so bad
the burning spread to all of my left face
it was excellent. very sweet on the jam and dwangela front also.
i barely remember the context, sadly, but:
"...monkey with antlers of a reindeer and body of a porcupine..." - michael scott
part of my job is to spend a lot of time online trolling around kids sites. sounds creepy, yes. so for fun i took a "how well do u know zac efron" quiz. and i got 100%!.
i sicken myself.
Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows. 8 hours total I think, broken up in increments of 4, 1 and 2 hours.
Yay!
It says "Hao Bang Ah!" which means "How great!" =D
Lyrics for Will Ferrell, Jack Black & John C. Reilly's song at Oscars 2007
0 comments posted at Tuesday, February 27, 2007My favorite part about the Oscars was the song done by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly -- Video and lyrics below!
Featuring:
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| Will Ferrell | Jack Black | John C. Reilly |
| will FERRELL: | A comedian at the Oscars The saddest man of all Your movies may make millionsBut your name they'll never call I guess you don't like laughter And a smile brings you down A comedian at the Oscars Is the saddest, bitterest alcoholic clown Jack Black! |
| jack BLACK: | What did you think when you took off your pants And ran around that racetrack and you did that silly dance What did you think? |
| will FERRELL: | I thought they'd love me... |
| jack BLACK | What did you think That you could change their wicked game? Did you think when you made Anchorman they wouldn't call it lame What did you think? |
| will FERRELL: | I thought I'd get to have dinner with Jeremy Irons... |
| jack BLACK: | We may not win tonight But we shall win the ultimate fight And I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally — I am going to fight the nominees! |
| will FERRELL: | I like the way you're talking, I'm sick of this crap! |
| jack BLACK: | Hey Leo! You think you can date supermodels AND win awards? I'm gonna to elbow you in the larynx! |
| will FERRELL: | Ryan Gosling — You're all hip and now. Well I'm going to break your hip — right now! |
| jack BLACK: | Hey, Peter O'Toole You're all legendary and English I don't care — I'm gonna beat ya down with my Nickelodeon Award! |
| will FERRELL: | Mark Wahlberg! Where are you?! I won't mess with you. You're actually kind of bad ass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented. |
| jack BLACK: | And Helen Mirren — You are just hot What party are you going to? |
| john c. REILLY: | Fellas! Fellas! |
| will FERRELL: | (Jack Bl-) John C. Reilly! |
| john c. REILLY: | (There is) This madness must stop There is no need to fear You can have your cake and eat it too Just look at my career I didn't cry the blues I didn't pick silly fights I choose be in both Boogie and Talladega Nights! Ooooahhhh.... Don't just be clowns 'Cause then you're just forced Mix it up And Oscar shall be yours! |
| jack BLACK: | He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guy who gets lead poisoning and then sues a major corporation -- There's not a laugh in there! |
| will FERRELL: | And I'm going to take that project about the guy with no arms and legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet! |
| john c. REILLY | Now we're talking! |
| will FERRELL: | I'm gonna lose 40 pounds to play Ralph Nader |
| jack BLACK: | I'm gonna do that gay coal-mining film with James Spader |
| will FERRELL: | Oh I love him! |
| all TOGETHER: | So Anthony Hopkins you can laugh But someday soon you'll see Helen Mirren and an Oscar will be coming home with me... with me... Helen Mirren will be coming home with me! |
i've told myself many times, over and over again, i should listen to whatever music i want, as long as i enjoy it, and others can stick their snooty little opinions up their icky little caverns.
yet i feel double guilty now, for 1) looking around the office to make sure no one is around anymore and 2) because i am unplugging my headphones to plug in my speakers, so i can jam to hilary duff after-hours.
so screw you all! kinda. don't judge. i'm still trying to stop judging myself.
all is right with the world now.
mostly.
today is the oscars, and in celebration of this fine cinematic day, i've chosen to watch "Happy Gilmore" and occasionally switching to "Reign of Fire".