so i was reading one of my favorite websites, overheard in new york, when i came across this one that i just had to re-post, for prosperity:
Girl on 13th & Broadway: I had a few drags on New Year's Eve, and woke up the next morning sounding like Tara Reid.
Well, at least you didn't pick up any of Tara's other bad traits, like looking like a skank. and smelling like a skank. and being a skank. 'cause you know what skanky Tara Reid has besides an undeserving amount of disposable income? v.d.