posted at Tuesday, February 27, 2007
My favorite part about the Oscars was the song done by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly -- Video and lyrics below!
Let me know in the comments if there's a mistake, and i'll fix it:
|Will Ferrell||Jack Black||John C. Reilly|
|will FERRELL:||A comedian at the Oscars|
The saddest man of allYour movies may make millions
But your name they'll never call
I guess you don't like laughter
And a smile brings you down
A comedian at the Oscars
Is the saddest, bitterest alcoholic clown
|jack BLACK:||What did you think when you took off your pants|
And ran around that racetrack
and you did that silly dance
What did you think?
|will FERRELL:||I thought they'd love me...|
|jack BLACK||What did you think|
That you could change their wicked game?
Did you think when you made Anchorman they wouldn't call it lame
What did you think?
|will FERRELL:||I thought I'd get to have dinner with Jeremy Irons...|
|jack BLACK:||We may not win tonight|
But we shall win the ultimate fight
And I'm not speaking in a metaphor,
I mean literally — I am going to fight the nominees!
|will FERRELL:||I like the way you're talking, I'm sick of this crap!|
|jack BLACK:||Hey Leo!|
You think you can date supermodels AND win awards?
I'm gonna to elbow you in the larynx!
|will FERRELL:||Ryan Gosling — You're all hip and now.|
Well I'm going to break your hip — right now!
|jack BLACK:||Hey, Peter O'Toole|
You're all legendary and English
I don't care — I'm gonna beat ya down
with my Nickelodeon Award!
|will FERRELL:||Mark Wahlberg! Where are you?!|
I won't mess with you. You're actually kind of bad ass.
Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented.
|jack BLACK:||And Helen Mirren — You are just hot|
What party are you going to?
|john c. REILLY:||Fellas! Fellas!|
|will FERRELL:||(Jack Bl-) John C. Reilly!|
|john c. REILLY:||(There is) This madness must stop|
There is no need to fear
You can have your cake and eat it too
Just look at my career
I didn't cry the blues
I didn't pick silly fights
I choose be in both Boogie and Talladega Nights!
Don't just be clowns
'Cause then you're just forced
Mix it up
And Oscar shall be yours!
|jack BLACK:||He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guy|
who gets lead poisoning and then sues a major corporation --
There's not a laugh in there!
|will FERRELL:||And I'm going to take that project about the guy|
with no arms and legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet!
|john c. REILLY||Now we're talking!|
|will FERRELL:||I'm gonna lose 40 pounds to play Ralph Nader|
|jack BLACK:||I'm gonna do that gay coal-mining film with James Spader|
|will FERRELL:||Oh I love him!|
|all TOGETHER:||So Anthony Hopkins you can laugh|
But someday soon you'll see
Helen Mirren and an Oscar will be coming home with me...
Helen Mirren will be coming home with me!