Lyrics for Will Ferrell, Jack Black & John C. Reilly's song at Oscars 2007
posted at Tuesday, February 27, 2007My favorite part about the Oscars was the song done by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly -- Video and lyrics below!
Let me know in the comments if there's a mistake, and i'll fix it:
Featuring:
Featuring:
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| Will Ferrell | Jack Black | John C. Reilly |
| will FERRELL: | A comedian at the Oscars The saddest man of all Your movies may make millionsBut your name they'll never call I guess you don't like laughter And a smile brings you down A comedian at the Oscars Is the saddest, bitterest alcoholic clown Jack Black! |
| jack BLACK: | What did you think when you took off your pants And ran around that racetrack and you did that silly dance What did you think? |
| will FERRELL: | I thought they'd love me... |
| jack BLACK | What did you think That you could change their wicked game? Did you think when you made Anchorman they wouldn't call it lame What did you think? |
| will FERRELL: | I thought I'd get to have dinner with Jeremy Irons... |
| jack BLACK: | We may not win tonight But we shall win the ultimate fight And I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally — I am going to fight the nominees! |
| will FERRELL: | I like the way you're talking, I'm sick of this crap! |
| jack BLACK: | Hey Leo! You think you can date supermodels AND win awards? I'm gonna to elbow you in the larynx! |
| will FERRELL: | Ryan Gosling — You're all hip and now. Well I'm going to break your hip — right now! |
| jack BLACK: | Hey, Peter O'Toole You're all legendary and English I don't care — I'm gonna beat ya down with my Nickelodeon Award! |
| will FERRELL: | Mark Wahlberg! Where are you?! I won't mess with you. You're actually kind of bad ass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented. |
| jack BLACK: | And Helen Mirren — You are just hot What party are you going to? |
| john c. REILLY: | Fellas! Fellas! |
| will FERRELL: | (Jack Bl-) John C. Reilly! |
| john c. REILLY: | (There is) This madness must stop There is no need to fear You can have your cake and eat it too Just look at my career I didn't cry the blues I didn't pick silly fights I choose be in both Boogie and Talladega Nights! Ooooahhhh.... Don't just be clowns 'Cause then you're just forced Mix it up And Oscar shall be yours! |
| jack BLACK: | He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guy who gets lead poisoning and then sues a major corporation -- There's not a laugh in there! |
| will FERRELL: | And I'm going to take that project about the guy with no arms and legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet! |
| john c. REILLY | Now we're talking! |
| will FERRELL: | I'm gonna lose 40 pounds to play Ralph Nader |
| jack BLACK: | I'm gonna do that gay coal-mining film with James Spader |
| will FERRELL: | Oh I love him! |
| all TOGETHER: | So Anthony Hopkins you can laugh But someday soon you'll see Helen Mirren and an Oscar will be coming home with me... with me... Helen Mirren will be coming home with me! |
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