My favorite part about the Oscars was the song done by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly -- Video and lyrics below!

Let me know in the comments if there's a mistake, and i'll fix it:


Will Ferrell
Jack Black
John C. Reilly

will FERRELL: A comedian at the Oscars
The saddest man of all
Your movies may make millions
But your name they'll never call
I guess you don't like laughter
And a smile brings you down
A comedian at the Oscars
Is the saddest, bitterest alcoholic clown

Jack Black!
jack BLACK:What did you think when you took off your pants
And ran around that racetrack
and you did that silly dance
What did you think?
will FERRELL: I thought they'd love me...
jack BLACKWhat did you think
That you could change their wicked game?
Did you think when you made Anchorman they wouldn't call it lame
What did you think?
will FERRELL: I thought I'd get to have dinner with Jeremy Irons...
jack BLACK:We may not win tonight
But we shall win the ultimate fight
And I'm not speaking in a metaphor,
I mean literally — I am going to fight the nominees!
will FERRELL: I like the way you're talking, I'm sick of this crap!
jack BLACK:Hey Leo!
You think you can date supermodels AND win awards?
I'm gonna to elbow you in the larynx!
will FERRELL: Ryan Gosling — You're all hip and now.
Well I'm going to break your hip — right now!
jack BLACK:Hey, Peter O'Toole
You're all legendary and English
I don't care — I'm gonna beat ya down
with my Nickelodeon Award!
will FERRELL: Mark Wahlberg! Where are you?!
I won't mess with you. You're actually kind of bad ass.
Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented.
jack BLACK:And Helen Mirren — You are just hot
What party are you going to?
john c. REILLY:Fellas! Fellas!
will FERRELL: (Jack Bl-) John C. Reilly!
john c. REILLY:(There is) This madness must stop
There is no need to fear
You can have your cake and eat it too
Just look at my career
I didn't cry the blues
I didn't pick silly fights
I choose be in both Boogie and Talladega Nights!

Don't just be clowns
'Cause then you're just forced
Mix it up
And Oscar shall be yours!
jack BLACK:He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guy
who gets lead poisoning and then sues a major corporation --
There's not a laugh in there!
will FERRELL:And I'm going to take that project about the guy
with no arms and legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet!
john c. REILLYNow we're talking!
will FERRELL:I'm gonna lose 40 pounds to play Ralph Nader
jack BLACK:I'm gonna do that gay coal-mining film with James Spader
will FERRELL:Oh I love him!
all TOGETHER: So Anthony Hopkins you can laugh
But someday soon you'll see
Helen Mirren and an Oscar will be coming home with me...
with me...
Helen Mirren will be coming home with me!


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